Love can be sweet, but let’s be honest — it’s also weird, awkward, and incredibly funny.
If you love making your man laugh or just want to lighten up your relationship, these funny quotes will hit the spot.
100 Funny Love Quotes for Him
💘 Funny Love Quotes for Boyfriend (1–25)
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“I love you even when you’re annoying — which is basically always.”
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“You stole my heart, so I’m taking your fries. Fair trade.”
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“You’re my favorite notification.”
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“You’re the cheese to my pizza, the WiFi to my phone, and the snore next to my face every night.”
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“I fell for you… and then tripped over your socks.”
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“You’re lucky you’re cute because you’re really bad at texting back.”
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“I like you more than coffee… and that says a lot.”
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“Dating you is like having a permanent child with a beard.”
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“You’re my weirdo. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
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“I love you even though you eat like you’re in a speed-eating contest.”
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“You’re like a Google search bar. I start typing and somehow you know what I need.”
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“You had me at ‘I brought snacks.’”
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“You’re basically my favorite human ATM, therapist, and cuddle buddy.”
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“You’re the reason I smile like an idiot at my phone.”
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“If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be rich enough to buy you a new wardrobe — because honestly, you need one.”
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“You’re my favorite waste of time.”
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“You’re like a mystery box — I never know what mood you’ll be in, but I’m still excited to open it.”
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“You’re the only person I’d share my dessert with — and that’s saying something.”
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“I love you. But if you touch the remote again, we’re going to have a problem.”
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“They say love is blind. That explains why I didn’t notice your socks never match.”
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“You’re cute when you’re quiet. So… never mind.”
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“You’re my favorite notification, especially when you send memes.”
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“You’re like WiFi — I only notice how much I need you when you’re gone.”
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“If loving you is a crime, I’m guilty… of poor judgment.”
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“I didn’t choose the boyfriend life. The boyfriend life chose me… mostly because you bribed me with pizza.”
💍 Funny Love Quotes for Husband (26–50)
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“Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the store?’ until one of you dies.”
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“I still love you, even though you snore like a bear and steal the covers.”
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“I married you for your cooking. Everything else was just bonus.”
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“Behind every annoyed wife is a husband who said something dumb 10 seconds ago.”
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“You’re my husband, my best friend, and the only person who can’t hide snacks from me.”
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“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember — I put up with you too. So we’re even.”
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“Love is blind… but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
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“You’re my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with.”
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“You still make my heart race… mostly when you forget to take out the trash.”
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“Marriage: where ‘What do you want to eat?’ becomes a daily war.”
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“You’re my lobster. Slightly weird, kind of grumpy, but totally mine.”
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“Our love story is basically a romantic comedy — minus the romance and plus a lot of laundry.”
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“You’re the reason I wake up smiling… and the reason I go to bed exhausted.”
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“I asked for a man who’d complete me. I got a man who finishes my fries.”
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“If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I’d spend it on noise-canceling headphones.”
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“We’ve been married long enough that your burps are now part of my daily soundtrack.”
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“I love how you pretend not to hear me — but hear everything I say when it involves food.”
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“You’re not just my husband. You’re my unpaid handyman, spider killer, and thermostat dictator.”
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“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly — slightly sticky but always sweet.”
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“I love you more than Netflix, and that’s a bold statement.”
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“You make my heart skip a beat — mostly when I see the credit card bill.”
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“You’re the only person I’d let win an argument — sometimes.”
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“I still get butterflies — especially when you’re holding snacks.”
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“You’re aging like fine wine. I’m aging like leftover coffee. We balance each other.”
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“Love means never having to say you’re sorry… unless you forgot the anniversary.”
😂 Funny Love Quotes for Male Friends (51–75)
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“You’re the best guy friend a girl could ask for — because you know when to bring tacos and not feelings.”
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“Friendship love is real. It’s also cheaper than therapy.”
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“Thanks for being the guy I can text at 2 AM about life… and snacks.”
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“You’re my favorite bro-mantic relationship.”
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“You get me — like, ‘don’t ask questions, just hand me chocolate’ level of understanding.”
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“Our friendship is proof that girls and guys can be close… without murder or marriage.”
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“You’re not my boyfriend, but you’ve heard enough of my drama to qualify.”
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“Friends like you are rare. That’s why I keep you around — like old memes and secret playlists.”
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“If I ever get married, you better show up with jokes and snacks. That’s your job.”
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“You’re like the big brother I never asked for — or needed — but here we are.”
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“We might fight like siblings, but you’re still my favorite guy friend to roast.”
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“You’re the only man I’ve ever tolerated for more than 5 hours straight.”
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“You make life fun, and slightly more complicated.”
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“Our friendship is like WiFi. Invisible, but you panic when it’s gone.”
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“I trust you enough to send you ugly selfies. That’s love, bro.”
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“You’re the human version of my favorite hoodie — comforting and always slightly annoying.”
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“You don’t need a cape to be a hero — just snacks and good advice.”
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“I love you like I love weekends and cancelled plans.”
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“You’re my ride-or-die — mostly because you have a car.”
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“Male friends are great. They give advice, bring food, and leave you alone afterward.”
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“You’re the only guy who understands me — and still sticks around.”
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“You’re not my type — but you’re my favorite type of friend.”
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“We don’t say ‘I love you.’ We just insult each other until someone cries laughing.”
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“You get me like auto-correct gets my typos — most of the time.”
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“You’re the best. Just don’t tell anyone. I have a reputation to maintain.”
💕 Random Funny Love Quotes for Any Situation (76–100)
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“Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when they said they didn’t want any.”
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“Love is when you let them have the last slice… but glare at them while they eat it.”
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“Couples that laugh together, last together. Or at least survive awkward silences.”
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“Love makes you do crazy things — like actually responding to texts on time.”
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“You’re the only one I’d let see my internet search history.”
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“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?”
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“I love you like a squirrel loves snacks — irrationally and with full commitment.”
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“If we were on a reality show, we’d be the comedic relief couple.”
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“I didn’t believe in love at first sight. Then I saw you… holding pizza.”
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“You’re the reason I smile like a weirdo at my phone every 5 minutes.”
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“You’re the ‘What even is my life?’ in the best way.”
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“We go together like WiFi and buffering — slightly frustrating but inseparable.”
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“You complete me — mostly by finishing the snacks I forgot I hid.”
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“They say love is patient. Clearly, they never watched us build Ikea furniture together.”
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“You’re the reason I believe in love… and also Advil.”
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“Love is confusing. But then again, so are you.”
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“I’d choose you over sleep. But please don’t make me prove it.”
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“You’re like a romantic comedy — full of drama, sarcasm, and snack breaks.”
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“Together, we’re one part romance and nine parts weird.”
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“My love for you is like this WiFi — sometimes strong, sometimes weak, but always connected.”
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“You’re my person. And yes, I stole that from a show. But still.”
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“You and me? We make dysfunction look adorable.”
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“You make me laugh louder, smile bigger, and eat faster before you steal my fries.”
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“Love is knowing each other’s weird and still choosing each other anyway.”
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“I didn’t plan on falling for you. But I tripped over your sarcasm and here we are.”